Are they serious? RNC Palin Edition

1) "The Pta","Hockey Moms 4 Palin" and "small town" are those the parts I'm supposed to connect to?

2) Did Palin really spend the first 5 minutes explaining that she has a family ... how does that mesh with the GOPs insistence on leaving her family out of it?

3) Ugh, could someone check on her baby, cause the kid didn't look well?

4) Am I supposed to think being mayor matters?

5) Can you claim that you aren't a part of the power structure when you're on the ticket of the Grand Old Party?

6) Are we supposed to think that "Drill, baby, Drill!" is a real energy plan?

7) Am I to believe Palin will put Air Force One on Ebay?

8) What the hell was that powerpoint slide show in the background?

9) How many times did she say "man" when she could have said person, president, or something gender neutral?

10) And now that she talked about Obama and McCain ad naseum, can you tell me what she stands for!?!

Just Wondering...

1. Did the awe of the Olympics make you completely forget about China's human rights violations?

2. Wasn't it interesting that US media kept concentrating on the general medal count, but ignored the gold medal count?

3. So you just finished with the Olympics then tuned into the DNC, what's next?

4. Is it okay that I love Michelle more than Barack?

5. Are people still serious about potentially voting for McCain?

6. Why didn't you even consider voting for Cynthia McKinney and Rosa Clemente?

7. Am I the only one who thinks Barack Obama is a good speaker as a politician but would not hold my attention for a keynote?

8. Is it okay for me to be proud of Barack's nomination but completely dissatisfied with blind allegiance?

9. Did you think I was just gonna "join in and start a love train?"

10. If a change really did come, what would you be willing to sacrifice?

And still more questions... critiques edition

The only way to make it better is to lovingly critique, right?

1) What am I more disappointed in, the one million "a millie" freestyles or that Wayne sold a millie in a week?

2)Why is the Nas and Green Lantern tape so banging? And why does it make me nervous for the album?

3) Did anyone peep Nas taking on the Hegelian Master-Slave dialectic? Or have I read too much theory of late?

4)Why can't I get enough of public access rap shows?

5) Why am I waiting so hard for Immortal Technique's album?

6)What would have happened if Obama's folks let them sit where they should have been seated?

7) When did everyone in NYC decide to root against the Lakers (and yeah I'm still a Lakers fan)?

8) Does Lil Wayne know menstration is not a venereal disease? Freudian freestyle anyone?

9) Why within 20 minutes of being on the beach in the Dominican Republic did multiple "Morenos" call me nigga?

10) What if all my people truly knew "Black is Beautiful"?

11) What happens when love is not enough?

12) Why do people think wanting my due is being a capitalist, when it's clearly just my Marxian understanding of the value of my labor?

13) Why were more people outraged about Tim Russert's death than the R. Kelly decision?

14)Why are you "so anti it don't even matter"?

15) Why am I so ignorant for putting the little White kid's picture so big?